Getting restless his legal stay in Russia was coming to an end by late 2023, he took up on the suggestion of a good Samaritan (which I suspect might have been after the "refer a friend" bonus) to prologue his stay in Russia by signing a contract with the Russian MoD.
After several thorough reads of the contract written in the Russian he doesn't speak and multiple promises not to be shipped to the front, he cheerfully signed and, in a shocking plot twist, found himself shipped to the front. Fast forwarding into his journey, he has now filled several complains with his employer about the total lack of hygiene in the dugout he now lives in.
He appears to be equally displeased with his trench mates constantly forcing him to drink vodka, as well as with their nasty habit of spitting on the dugout floor he's trying to keep clean. Currently, our Darwin laureate hero has lost the lawsuit to invalidate his military contract and is very much hoping the "decadent LGBT West" can figure out some way to save his life.
