Before seeking a job with the world's worst employer, he spent his time consuming Russian propaganda while traveling all over the world, having visited and lived in places such as Costa Rica, Nepal and Britain. In a bid to prove that common sense and coherence are vastly overrated, he also visited Ukraine several times and very much enjoyed his stay, growing fond of the people he would later sign up to bomb.
Having picked up some sort of esoteric form of Hinduism along his travels, which, combined with the vast amounts of Russian propaganda consumed, gave him a sudden urge to acquire a hut and go farm in Siberia. In a moment of honesty, he would declare that "in Siberia, the cows are beautiful, not like in Slovakia", a statement which was probably the tipping point that left him rather unpopular with the cows of Slovakia.
Our tourist would end his journey recently surrendering to the Ukrainian forces, after having been sent to down FPV drones via shovel and force of will, but still carrying a phone full of propaganda material. He expressed a very strong desire not to be sent back to Russia, apparently finally growing disillusioned with the Siberian cows. He will likely spent the next 8 years of his life in a Slovakian prison.
